Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The first is, we both like to spread our "stink" around. The second is we both get hit by cars a lot. The third is stripes.
I walked into the break room and saw all this food. i resisted. Nothing good could come from any of that. I was sitting down and one of the sales guys bring in a box of more donughts and wouldn’t take no for an answer. Away from you you temptress.
John…you are NOT fat!
sheesh…skinny people…*sigh* lol