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Today's Deep Thought

  • Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says "you." after that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.

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Childhood cartoons

Not quite the way i remember them…

Stress Relief

This is for all of you who occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone! Don’t take that bad day out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don’t know!
Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call [...]

To the class of ‘97

MIT’s 1997 Commencement Address
Here’s the commencement address given at MIT at 1997, but
unfortunately I don’t know by whom. In any case, we might
all be wise to pay heed, regardless of our age.
Ladies and gentlemen of the class of ‘97:
Wear sunscreen.
If I could offer [...]

Tough Economic Times

Tough Economic Times

ummmm….