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  • Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says "you." after that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.

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Merry Christmas

may the revelation of the miracle of Christmas be yours this season.

Another amazing year.  It was my first Christmas in the new house.  Everyone gave some really cool stuff.  They gave me a Doomsday Device, a gift card to starbucks.  The Big Love 1st and 2nd series on DVD.  Patti got her standing jewlwery box, [...]

Happy Holidays?

let’s talk turkey (and eggnog and noisemakers, for that matter). we’re in the middle of the holiday season (no, that’s not a poloticliy correct term; i’m talking about thanksgiving, christmas and new year’s) and i have just one question: do you even remember what it’s all about?proably not, because we’ve burried the magic of those [...]

Twas the night before Christmas

The Engineer’s Night Before Christmas … 
Twas the night before Christmas and I had finally gotten home
When my Wife met me at the door and handed me the phone.
 “It’s that darn remote control thing” she said in great dismay
And the Burk doesn’t call simply to say Happy Holiday. 
So while my children were hanging the stockings by [...]

how not to save money

i hate it when i see people defeating ground.  pastor is a great example of doing this.  I was at quiks and qoutes the other day and you just had to see this for yourself- atleast three powerstrips strung up to the center display all on one of those flat twowire extension cords with three [...]

google is still the devil

ok, maybe not the devil.  but defintly evil.  i mean they are everywhere.  It all began when they bought youtube.  then offered an obscene amount of email storage space.  they are now selling radio comercials based on there adsense software.  and soon- will have bought doubleclick.  Why does this worry me.  because we just bought [...]

She got me this time

patti could probably tell this story better than i could
Friday night was Sonnie’s Christmas party and Clear Channel’s party.  I was looking forward to the clear channel party but i also wanted to see sonnie and the gang.  So we decided to skip the clear channel party.  later on we decided we could go after [...]